Another nosebleed, looked like a rune on my chest

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    [–]jet199Instigatrix 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    I should have know you guys would have to have a beard-off.

    [–]TheJamesRocket 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

    Is that you, Dave Grohl?

    [–]Optimus85 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    I wish I were as talented.

    [–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Grol killed Cobain with Courtney Love.

    [–]Optimus85 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I know about the theory that Love had a hand in it but I didn't know Grohl was involved too.

    [–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

    You're a sexy man beast.

    [–][deleted] 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

    It's show your face day? You guys are some sexy assholes.

    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Originally it was just for my internet gf but I figured what the hell.

    [–]Optimus85 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Just the face though. The body needs some work. Need to shed a few(many) pounds...

    [–]Optimus85 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Lol! Thank you.

    [–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Ewan McGregor.

    You're trainspotting.

    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    Wtf dude... why you leaking?

    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    It's done that ever since a tricycle accident.

    [–]Zapped 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    From the stains behind you, it looks like someone slammed your head against the wall and that's why your nose is bleeding. Or you may have just passed out from laughing too hard at u/wonderwoman 's posts and hit your face against the wall.

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    I read online about a washable mural you could do on your wall... Guess I kinda got tricked, it isn't washable.

    [–]Optimus85 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

    Vaccine, HBP or both? Aside from the grossness, you have a nice manly beard.

    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

    My dad tied my tricycle to our dog and he saw a squirrel. I got dragged on my face for a bit. Nose has bled ever since.

    [–]Optimus85 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    For real or are you just being facetious? Edit: Just saw your reply to d3rr...Ouch!

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Yeah that happened. Kinda impressed my dad thought it was a good idea, I was I dunno 5?

    My mom thought I was going to be disfigured. My face looked like hamburger. Still have a few spots hair doesn't grow on my face but it's not very noticeable.