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[–]beece 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

"my doctor told me to drink a shitton of diet pepsi to keep my pipes flowing " You need a new doctor.

[–]wonderwomanjourneyman tampon tester[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

he gives me really good advice. he told me that if i am gonna smoke crack, at least try to get some organic brillo to use as a pipe filter.

he must've had a shitton of schooling.

[–]wonderwomanjourneyman tampon tester[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

you can just go to the self service car wash and shit in the drain and wash your butt with the car wash wand..

i like to use the soap bubbles brush on my balls.

dont be bashful, hit the soap brush.