WTF is natural flavor? This is my first Nikolai. Chairs.

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[–]Bridgeheadprod 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

A human child did that to you? Chairs comrade

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Feline, my beautiful monster, Gizmo.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

My cat does not scratch me. You're asking for it.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Ay, ay, a scratch, a scratch!

Not letting a cat bite and hold you is like not ever hugging your kid. They communicate so much that way.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Not all cats are compelled and all cats can be trained. Different stripes for different cats. They don't need to hurt me and I don't need to discipline them once they learn.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Gizmo isn't poorly trained, he just isn't trained to restrict his essential cat nature, which is not really suited to human skin so much. I like that if he's mad at me he'll nip instead of piss on something. I like the bond play fighting forms. A certain kind of lose grip is a lot like a hug. What are a few scratches compared to that?

Besides, wife said I pussified the last two cats too much.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

How is it possible to pussify a cat. Also, I'm sorry to inform you of this, but Gizmo just needs to be cuddled into submission.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I had them totally bent to my will. Like one might break a horse. Gizmo only cuddles on his own terms.