I gotta get a job

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I can either be a spiritual advisor or I can work in a meth lab operating a stir stick.

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[–]Clamjammin 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

What stopping you from doing both? You could do one part-time, both of them part-time, or perhaps one just as a side gig? What do the kids call that these days, a " side hustle"?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

i am looking for an agent..

i would put you on probabtion for the first five years or whatever, but you can earn $1k per day working part time or you can earn $3500 per day working full time.

there is a small $7.5k employment service fee that is payable in advance.

[–]Noam_Chomsky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Alec Baldwin is looking for an executive assistant.

[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

When you are so wealthy that you need to look for something to do, that is a good problem to have.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

what is this flair that says "i aint wearing panties"? i like it.

but i know who did it.. that dammed muskrat.