ANNOUNCING THE ESTABLISHMENT OF BADDOG4X NO FRILLS OFFSHORE BROKER
who needs capital requirements anyways, its just a bunch of stuffy red tape.
i have decided to whip up my very own "nofrills offshore unregulated brokerage".
OUR NO FRILLS OFFICES ARE LOCATED AT THE SOUTH POLE
OUR STAFF CONSISTS OF: PENGUINS
for new customers, we only accept trade requests over email: baddog4x@gmail.com
following are our trading rules:
1) when you lose, we put your losses into our deep pockets.
2) when you win, we change our email address.
we are a NO FRILLS BROKERAGE AND WE PASS THAT SAVINGS ONTO YOU(TM)
BTW, at this time we are proud to say that WE HAVE NO NEGATIVE REVIEWS.
BADDOG4X@GMAIL.COM
"A LEGIT BROKERAGE"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SimMH3Q6zLw
there doesn't seem to be anything here