I HAVE DONUTS THAT DONT HAVE ANY POWDERED SUGAR ON THEM.

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[–]Inspector_Monkfish 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

Sneaky! How does boric acid affect chickens and turkeys? I’m fed up feeding rats at the Same time as my 7 chickens and 3 turkeys.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

i can testify that i had cockroaches in my boat and they were getting crazy... they must have been having a fuckfest in my walls or something... they were crawling everywhere...

when i bought boric acid and just sprinkled it in the edges of my floorboards, in about three days they simply disappeared..

now, you will think this is weird, but i sprinkled a small ton of it in my bed... cuz they liked to come in my bed... and it doesnt burn or anything... it kept em out of my bed.. the good news is that they completely disappeared in five days.

my friends are now gone, it was several months ago that i got rid of em.

i havent seen a cockroach in my boat for over a month.

[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Boric acid poisons them when they try to clean themselves after walking through it. It works for fleas, too, if your yard is infested. If you mix peanut butter and boric acid, you can make bait that they take back to their nests. I began using diatomaceous earth years ago if I had a renter who brought roaches into the house. That stuff works in a different way: death by a thousand cuts. It slices up their exoskeletons. Use a pest pistol to get it behind furniture, appliances, and cracks and crevices. It is supposedly good for bed bugs, too.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

i just found a new way to make toothpaste...

(1) cup vaginal cream

(1) cup boric acid

(6) peppermint leaves

(2) teaspoons sugar

its toofpaste.

i should probably cross post this to /u/lesbians

[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Why did you add vaginal cream? Does that make the toofbrush slide around your mouth easier? Will you be able to use a normal toothbrush with this toothpaste?

By the way, the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia. If it had been invented elsewhere, it would have been called the teethbrush.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

vaginal cream?

for starters, it isnt "vaginal cream".. vaginal cream is quite simply vaginal paste with mayonaise and cooking oil added as a secret ingredients.

i have just shared with you one of our old family secrets about feminine hygeine.

my entire family is fresh like flowers.

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

"Fresh as genitals" (flowers) has a certain ring to it, but doesn't necessarily indicate freshness.

Flowers of plants in the genus Rafflesia (family Rafflesiaceae) emit an odor similar to that of decaying meat.

The Titan arum has a mechanism to heat up the spadix enhancing the emission of the strong odor of decaying meat

The flowers of the genus Stapelia are hairy to varying degrees and generate the odor of rotten flesh. The color of the flowers also mimics rotting meat.

Orchids of the genus Bulbophyllum produce flowers which smell of rotting meat. The flowers produce various odors resembling sap, urine, blood, dung, and carrion.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

We eat dung it's got vitamins.

[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Fun fact: Ancient Egyptians used crocodile dung as a contraceptive.