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Every time my wife leaves people think I'm gonna self destruct
submitted 2 years ago by [deleted] from self.whatever
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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - 2 years ago (5 children)
but I'm only on my first handle of vodka.
No you arent.
[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun - 2 years ago (4 children)
No, I am... I got a feeling that tonight's going to be a good night.
I'm glad you're not dead.
[–]goobandit 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
Please, this one is much more appropriate
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago (2 children)
so, is your girlfriend/wife really nice? whats her name? can i get her phone number? just for my records... i am not gonna call her.. at least not while you are at home..
could you maybe just tell her that i will shoot her a text later?
ps... we are not even going to bring up your name, so its all cool..
[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
No, you can't poach my ladies.
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
i really dont get that. is that how it is between us? you gonna be like that?
i mean, i wouldnt do nothing that you wouldnt do, right?
if it is a good thing when you do it, why isnt it a good thing when i do it?
i just want to know her name.
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[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun - (5 children)
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[–]goobandit 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - (0 children)
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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - (1 child)
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