Happy Thanksgiving to everyone on Saidit!

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    I JUST KILLED A TURKEY, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE HERE.. BUT I ALSO TENDERIZED THE MEAT.. I BEAT THAT BIRD WITH A STICK UNTIL HE WAS SCREAMING GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE..

    AND THEN I THREW HIM INTO A POT OF BOILING WATER WHILE HE WAS STILL ALIVE, JUST LIKE WE DO IN THE TURKEY PROCESSING PLANTS.. I WANTED HIS FEATHERS TO MELT OFF OF HIS FLESH WHILE STILL ALIVE AND SCREAMING.

    BEFORE HE DIED, I PULLED HIM OUT OF THE BOILING WATER AND I BEAT HIM WITH A STICK MORE TO MAKE THE MEAT MORE PLEASANT TO MY TASTE..

    WHILE STILL ALIVE, I THREW HIM INTO A COLD OVEN AND TURNED THE TEMPERATURE UP BY TEN DEGREES EVERY FIFTEEN MINUTES.

    THE SCREAMING OF THAT BIRD WAS SO UNPLEASANT, I PUT MY EARBUDS ON AND LISTENED TO SOME MOZART.

    HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!!!!!!!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1-TrAvp_xs