Why I never invite people over to eat

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[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (7 children)

you should have used milk with the mash

Warm milk specifically, cold milk will "shock" the potatoes. Fucks up the starch or something.

[–]TiwakingMy Pronouns are Nigger and Boss Nigger 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Just use butter. And lots of it. Butter makes everything better

[–]ZvezdaRussian 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Very True

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Or heavy cream, since Thanksgiving is a 'free' day.

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Yass!

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Your flair is awesome btw.

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