Why I never invite people over to eat

submitted by Brewdabier from (self.whatever)

So the wife and I made our first thanksgiving meal and the one ungrateful SOB she invited will never be invited to anything else again, real mash potatoes and not the crap in a box, real stuffing and not the crap in a box and a real Ham again not the ready made crap. But while everyone was enjoying the spread Mr. ungrateful say's I've had better, you should have used milk with the mash and the stuffing was nothing like mom made. My 18 year old granddaughter politely spoke up saying you should have ate at your moms home and as she was saying that I said I bet his mom dident want him there to spoil the event.

So this is why I never invite people over to eat, Hay shit for brains it's a free meal so quit complaining.

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[–]NeedMoreCoffee 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (2 children)

I feel you. Long time ago I made food for 6 people and the first course was a soup with cauliflower, yellow bell pepper and mascarpone. One now ex friend got the pepper mill out of the kitchen without even tasting the soup and filled up her plate of soup with a lot of pepper, like A LOT of pepper. Everyone was just staring at her peppering for what seemed like a full minute. Apparently she thought my food is always bland. I cooked for her once before. Everyone else at that table commented how good it was and even asked refills. She on the other hand had a long face and mumbled something about it tasting like pepper. Everyone else gave her shit about the pepper.

Never cooked for her again.

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

While she was probably just an ass, unspicy food can taste bland if you're used to cooking with hot peppers.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I like pepper. I she cute? Introduce us.

[–]TiwakingMy Pronouns are Nigger and Boss Nigger 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

the stuffing was nothing like mom made

Every stuffing is different.
But every complaintative shithead is the same.

Happy Thanksgiving!

[–]Entropick 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

No fucking shit right. Someone always has a little lip to lower the vibe, FUCK I am sick of that.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (7 children)

you should have used milk with the mash

Warm milk specifically, cold milk will "shock" the potatoes. Fucks up the starch or something.

[–]TiwakingMy Pronouns are Nigger and Boss Nigger 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Just use butter. And lots of it. Butter makes everything better

[–]ZvezdaRussian 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Very True

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Or heavy cream, since Thanksgiving is a 'free' day.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yass!

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Your flair is awesome btw.

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

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It's a bit of cultural appropriation, because I was actually Army, on the East German border at the Fulda Gap breakthrough point, running and operating one of those. Fun times, but the bastards had canceled the war on me and sent me to Germany instead.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Just tell them it's authentic and they just haven't developed the pallet to appreciate it.

[–]tyranicaloverlord 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Sounds like you need to choose better friends.

[–]Brewdabier[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Well this dude is just a client who gave a sobb story how he's special and wealthy but no one to celebrate the day with and she thought if we invite him he will bring more business her way. By the way everyone who read my post has seen the dude in Braveheart, grayhound, Bad Boys For Life and I forget the other shows he did. Wife works in the movie industry so we see all kinds of people.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

For what it's worth - I would NEVER put milk in mashed potatoes, and as for stuffing, I think there are a number of good, really different recipies. And now at least you know who not to invite to dinner (unless he apologizes profusely, as he's obviously got problems).

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Agreed. For Thanksgiving, it should be heavy cream, or go the extra step to make Crème Fraîche.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Shove some stuffing and Turkey legs up his ass and then beat him with a dildo.

[–]puppy528 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I see you've had a holiday dinner with my family before.