I mixed Heinz and Hunt ketchup yesterday. Will I die?

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[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Eventually.

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Put some hydro acid and some peroxide in it and you have a homebrew enema kit.

https://youtu.be/mSmpE68DPps

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are you dead yet?

blink once for yes, blink twice for no.

[–]Zapped[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

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