I AM RENTING A MOTEL ROOM TONIGHT.

submitted by humancorpse from self.whatever

YOU CAN COME TAKE A BUBBLE BAFF IF YOU CHIP IN A COUPLE BUCKS.

BRING YOUR OWN BUBBLES(BYOB)

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[–]mahavishnunj 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

after i eat this hot ass chili here in a minute ill supply all the bubbles you could possibly want. im not chipping in though, i dont do this shit for free.

[–]humancorpse[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

we will gladly pay you for your services.. you are quite obviously a professional.

how pleasant to make your acquaintance, i am sure.

[–]mahavishnunj 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

i cant guarantee shrapnel wont happen. just to warn you.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

I'm 40 minutes away, put on something cute.

[–]humancorpse[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

ok.

hey, you wouldnt have a small outboard motor that you dont need?

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

No, but I have a 4runner I don't want. It has a rather large engine.

[–]mahavishnunj 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

No, but I have a 4runner I don't want. It has a rather large engine.

BOING!

[–]humancorpse[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

DID I MAKE A JOKE TO YOU, YOU INFANTILE PIECE OF SHIT STAIN?

I ASKED YUOU A FUCKING QUESTION.

DO YOU HAVE A SMALL OUTBOARD ENGINE THAT YOU DONT NEED?

YOU STUPID ASS FUCKING INFANTILE RETARDED DRUNKEN PIECE OF GARBAGE.

FUCK YOU.

[–]fatman 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

be there after i hit the buffet and dump the complimentary shampoo bottles from my bathroom into the public elevator

im on 333rd floor... heaven space. juggalo $oldier