A reading of "Mary had a little lamb", by edward.

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[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Is your real name Keyser Söze? You're picking all of these stories out of bits of comments, aren't you. Like from the bulletin board in the cops office...

All of my stories are real, but I have to leave out most of the good parts.

it almost went sideways on me.

I've gone sideways quite a few times, and usually with more success than this guy.

Lawns don't seem very popular there. But everytime I see someone obsessively hiding their head, it makes me think of the tim pool.

Was she the one in the front or back? Nice redaction technique, btw.

[–]humancorpse[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

pretty much all of my stories that seem like trolling arent really trolling at all.. maybe you could think fo my stories more as a form of creative writing.. even tho my writing skills suck donkey ass because my formal education goes all the way up to and including the eighth grade.

i am the first member of my family to get a full formal education.

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Only eighth grade? Pffft. I made it to the tenth grade before being accosted by the school VP in the hall. When I whipped my class schedule out of my shirt pocket on demand, what appeared to be a 'marijuana joint' flew out along with it and hit the vice principal in the chest.

[–]humancorpse[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

DID I ASK YOU ANYTHING?

IF YOU SPEAK AGAIN, I WILL MAKE YOU DRINK KRAZY GLUE.

FUCKING RETARDS.