A reading of "Mary had a little lamb", by edward.

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[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Question is, would you rather live?

[–]humancorpse[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I am leaning the other way.

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Due to your personal condition, because of the globalhomo, or both?

Are you actually terminal, in a 'near-term' sense, or is that part of the troll? We're all terminal. It's hard to say whether living most of ones life during peak civilization was better, because getting old af makes joining the war pretty unlikely.

[–]humancorpse[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

a few months ago, my breathing had become more and more difficult... i had been smoking a lot of 4k's cigars.. i almost suffocated.. a fire truck was on site for something else.. they put me on oxygen.. i now use inhalers.. my lungs are very messed up.. my lungs regularly seize up.. if i should forget and leave my inhaler at home and they seize while i am out and about, i think that i might die..

i am not trolling, btw, i have a mental disorder. and you show me NO KINDNESS WHAT SO EVER.

my humor, which some say is funny, is the result of my clinical diagnosis as a sociopath with a narcissistic antisocial personality disorder and i am also intermittently explosive which means that i can erupt on a moments notice... ie, i have a fairly short fuse and it is beyond my control.

i am a brilliant software engineer. C language is my preference.

https://files.catbox.moe/jyph3z.jpg

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Cigars are gross. You should have smoked something enjoyable like Kuda Kreteks. If you're gonna wreck your lungs, might as well make it worthwhile.

i have a mental disorder. and you show me NO KINDNESS WHAT SO EVER.

Oh, shit. The only reason they didn't kill that kid in the library at Columbine was because he was one of the few who showed them kindness. So here I will recommend you find one or more alternatives to an inhaler. Pills? What if you drop it and it falls through a sewer grate? At least carry spares.

Having watched quite a few self-termination videos, I can recommend the swan dive from a great height as the most successful, and least likely to fail. It's pretty bad when you fail, are even worse off, but no longer capable of ending it. Opiate overdoses can work if large enough. Opening a nitrogen tank in a small room can also do the trick, but both of these can be interrupted.

I was going out the heart attack route, but they showed up and apparently carted me off to the shop, where they did some repairs. Still though, at least in my case, a very easy way to go, with little pain. Just 'ate a hot pepper' level, then blackness.

Btw, do you happen to remember what you were doing when you heard kennedy was shot?