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[–]fatman 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

the sperm sample... do you want it in your mouth or in your pussy, doctor?

[–]humancorpse[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

NEW WEBSITE RULES, ALL USERS MUST COMPLY.

ACCORDING TO BIDEN/FAUCI COVID RULINGS, ALL FORUM USERS WILL NEED TO SUBMIT THE FOLLOWING:

FULL NASAL SWAB

FULL SPERM SAMPLE(MINIMUM 12 OUNCES)

RECTUM/VAGINAL SWAB(TWICE DAILY FOR TWO WEEKS)

STOOL SAMPLE(MINIMUM FIFTEEN POUNDS FECAL MATTER)

Your cooperation is appreciated.

non-compliance will be cause for immediate deportation to the south pole and you can live with the penguins where you belong.

good riddance to the non-compliant traitors.

[–]Pomegranate 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Are penguins good eating?

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Timeframe?

[–]humancorpse[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

after your "spastic exhibition" comment, i cant fuck with you no more.

bye.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Why? Are you a spaz?

[–]soundsituation 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I don't have any sperm...

I am a gold star lesbian.

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

So that's how they'll let you go to Antarctica.

[–]humancorpse[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

i speak penguino.