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hey, do anybody here know where i can buy some "stuff"?
submitted 2 years ago * by humancorpse from self.whatever
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[–]Zapped 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - 2 years ago (5 children)
You have it wrong. The beans came from the old lady who wanted the cow. The beans grew into the beanstalk to get to the giant. So you only need to find a cow to trade for the magic beans. You do have a guy who can get you a cow, right?
[–]humancorpse[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago* (4 children)
ok zapped.. i am gonna need to ask if you would be a character witness for me in front of the INTERPOL TRIBUNAL.
Its really no big deal, but if i lose the case i will serve the remainder of my life in a prison cell that is made out of blocks of ice.
no biggie.
I am gonna have to remain silent at this stage of the game considering that that other wise cracker went and reported this whole thing to interpol..
so now i have to fly to the UK to testify before the fkng interpol, thanks to saidit. /s
the interpol got the message that we were smuggling werewolves.
https://www.interpol.int
[–]Zapped 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago* (3 children)
Oh, you're a character alright! Is that what you mean?
I would plead ignorance. Tell them you were smuggling regular men and you couldn't get them to the destination before the full moon and they turned into werewolves. I swear that's the truth, your Honor (it's your Honour, over in the UK).
[–]iDontShift 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (2 children)
your Honor (it's your Honour, over in the UK).
make sure you say it right !
[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
I read somewhere that Americans shortened some of the words because newspaper advertisements were charged by the letter. I don't know if that's true. I like hearing from the Brits and the Aussies as long as they don't pretend to be American. We have a few of those here. They always slip up with their spelling and slang.
[–]iDontShift 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
newspaper advertisements were charged by the letter
seems reasonable! thanks for the idea.
I like hearing from the Brits and the Aussies
aussies make me laugh
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[–]Zapped 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun - (5 children)
[–]humancorpse[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - (4 children)
[–]Zapped 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun - (3 children)
[–]iDontShift 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - (2 children)
[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (1 child)
[–]iDontShift 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - (0 children)