hey, do anybody here know where i can buy some "stuff"?

submitted by humancorpse from self.whatever

i am looking for some stuff that might be similar to those magic beans that the really tall dude was selling from up yonder in that beanstalk?

let me be straight forward with you that i am in the market to buy some magic beans.

I am authorized to pay higher than standard market prices.

in certain jurisdictions, we are happy to pay bribes.

you have magic beans? we want to buy your beans.

it is just as simple as that.

we take bitcoins.

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[–]mahavishnunj 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

roll that beautiful bean footage

[–]TiwakingMy Pronouns are Nigger and Boss Nigger 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Quilla - Beans Beans Beans

[–]Zapped 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I don't know what to think of that.

[–]TiwakingMy Pronouns are Nigger and Boss Nigger 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I Love Beans by Brak

[–]Zapped 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ahhh. Ok.

[–]Chipit 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

/u/d3rr this account is back to posting illegal content again in an attempt to get saidit banned by upstream provider.

[–]humancorpse[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

yeah. it is my plan to get saidit banned by its upstream provider because somebody was looking to buy some magic beans from a giant that lives at the top of a beanstalk.

i have a box of donuts waiting for when the cops get here.

i will surrender without resistance.

take me in.

now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xarC2S3t_FI

[–]Zapped 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

You have it wrong. The beans came from the old lady who wanted the cow. The beans grew into the beanstalk to get to the giant. So you only need to find a cow to trade for the magic beans. You do have a guy who can get you a cow, right?

[–]humancorpse[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

ok zapped.. i am gonna need to ask if you would be a character witness for me in front of the INTERPOL TRIBUNAL.

Its really no big deal, but if i lose the case i will serve the remainder of my life in a prison cell that is made out of blocks of ice.

no biggie.

I am gonna have to remain silent at this stage of the game considering that that other wise cracker went and reported this whole thing to interpol..

so now i have to fly to the UK to testify before the fkng interpol, thanks to saidit. /s

the interpol got the message that we were smuggling werewolves.

https://www.interpol.int

[–]Zapped 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Oh, you're a character alright! Is that what you mean?

I would plead ignorance. Tell them you were smuggling regular men and you couldn't get them to the destination before the full moon and they turned into werewolves. I swear that's the truth, your Honor (it's your Honour, over in the UK).

[–]iDontShift 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

your Honor (it's your Honour, over in the UK).

make sure you say it right !

[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I read somewhere that Americans shortened some of the words because newspaper advertisements were charged by the letter. I don't know if that's true. I like hearing from the Brits and the Aussies as long as they don't pretend to be American. We have a few of those here. They always slip up with their spelling and slang.

[–]iDontShift 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

newspaper advertisements were charged by the letter

seems reasonable! thanks for the idea.

I like hearing from the Brits and the Aussies

aussies make me laugh