This is bullshit.

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[–]JustLookDontDismiss 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

I see after making an account I want to say you were the person that uploaded that. Why

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Because troll.

[–]humancorpse[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

i was just talking... about my project... soon, i will be going out to make some cold calls.. gonna try to raise ten million.

https://files.catbox.moe/udjsfh.gif

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I believe the stock market and everyone involved should be eliminated, but call your wealthy friends.

[–]humancorpse[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

i really want you to work for my trading company. I want for you to stand outside the moat that surrounds the company castle and i want for you to carry a protest sign that says "KILL THE STOCK MARKET!!!".

tip: dont fall into the moat, the gators will eat you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1VuY9_C6W8

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Make me an offer of unreported cash payments, limited on-site requirements, and covidhoax-free travel expenses. When considering your offer, note that the consulting fee I received in the 90s was $10,000 per hour. I don't ask that now, as I'm unlikely to generate the same exorbitant profits for whatever you do, but that could depend on your flexibility and skills.