Six Million Dick Pics in One File at NSA

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[–]filbs111 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

This is funny, but the government shouldn't really be doing this, even if they're not whacking off to it.

I wonder how Wang filed these. Subdirectories or tagging?

[–]ActuallyNot 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

It's not a true story.

The article is from World News Daily Report:

"World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle."

[–]filbs111 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Regardless of veracity, the government shouldn't be jacking it to our PP pics.

[–]ActuallyNot 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Sure. Then you've got a problem with PRISM. I don't know what you do about that.

[–]hennaojichan[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I got a message from the guy who sent it to me yesterday: "BTW, the dick pic story is not true." I hope it gave you a laugh anyway.

[–]hennaojichan[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I was wondering the same thing. She'd be popular in prison if she could get these in, then farm out the filing process to her friends. That should use up a few years of her sentence.