one set of monkey testicles.
make offer.
edit: 30 day money back tire kickers take em out for a test drive guarantee money back no questions asked.
to take advantage of my company and it's no questions asked MONEY BACK RETURN POLICY SO THAT YOU CAN WASTE MY COMPANY'S TIME AND MONEY SO YOU CAN ENJOY USING OUR PRODUCTS SCOTT FREE, FUCKING FROOT LOOPS, to get money returned, please SIMPLY fill out the following form:
reason for return:____________
number of hours you enjoyed using this product: __________
are you a faggot? ____________
what the fuck is wrong with you? ___________
why would you bring this shit back, are you trying to take food out of my children's mouths? ________
PLEASE SIGN THIS FORM(USING YOUR OWN BLOOD): ____________
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