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[–]PastorJohnny 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (20 children)

technically, i dont know for sure, but is the sky really blue?

[–]Chipit 7 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

Biden says the sky is blue.

FACT CHECK: Mostly true.

Trump says the sky is blue.

FACT CHECK: Did this moron consider that at night the sky is black? That's more than half the day, half the time. At sunset and sunrise it's orange and yellow, which makes it even less time. When it's cloudy the sky is white, when it's stormy the sky is grey. Did the fucking liar even consider a rainbow, which is all colors and the symbol of the gay pride movement, which is always right and is impossible to be wrong? We rate this piece of shit's claims as PANTS ON FIRE.

[–]PastorJohnny 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

i get it. biden is the returning messiah. no need to say any more. i got it. i had it. i wont lose it.

video: oil change - the red green show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bR23H7ACnNY

[–]proc0 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (11 children)

What color do you think it is? Have you been outside?

[–]PastorJohnny 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

i live in my bathroom, mostly i sleep behind the toilet.. i rarely venture out beyond the bathtub. i must confess that i did once look out the window, but that was kinda weird.

i firmly believe in god, his name is MISTER CLEAN, he specializes in cleaning the bathrooms of the universe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow11yEsKbaY

[–]Yin 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The signs were always there. So this is what they meant by Cleanliness is next to godliness. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2HqBgh4YK0

[–]TheAmeliaMay[S] 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (8 children)

He's an AHS troll; just ignore him. It's u/ILoveCher on his billionth alt. How do I know? He has a distinctive writing style and always posts stupid crap like this. The only purpose of this account is to bury real discussion beneath stupidity. He can be funny sometimes, but he has an ulterior motive.

[–]PastorJohnny 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

amelia? are you referring to me? fyi, i am not /u/ilovecher ..

The only purpose of this account is to bury real discussion beneath stupidity

no, my intent is to be funny AND to provoke people to think in new directions. i am working on a LARGE software project and i am just killing time.

He can be funny sometimes, but he has an ulterior motive.

gee, thanks.. but no, no other motive.

edward.

/u/theameliamay

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Neat that you signed your name.

Nice to meet you Edward.

Out of curiosity, did I inspire your reveal?

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

IMO, you are mistaken about PastorJohnny/Skeeter being AHS (whatever that is) or ILoveCher, though there are some similarities, as there are with many asstrolls and bored mischievous shit disturbers. Edward gives us audio rants now and then which is different than other folks. He does post stupid crap, and occasionally posts some very insightful stuff too. He's unbalanced and like everyone, from the best of us to the worst, he also has issues.

Ultimately it doesn't matter much if he is or isn't a Cher lover.

[–]TheAmeliaMay[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

I banned this guy enough times to memorize his writing style; it's definitely him.

Edward gives us audio rants now and then

??? Show me.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Perhaps. Perhaps not. I think he's different than the Cher fetishist.

He's got issues and is a mischievous joker (or at least he thinks he is), but I haven't seen Edward, aka /u/Skeeter aka /u/PastorJohnny lie yet. Distraction and disruption is not deception - I don't like the former at all but I will not abide the latter.

https://SaidIt.net/s/whatever/comments/8dh3/politics_porn_members_of_congress_and_their_staff/v2gz?context=5

[–]TheAmeliaMay[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Thanks for the link. I'm now of the opinion that he's mentally ill (still think he's u/ILoveCher, though). Seems like he posts stupid stuff to SaidIt to cope, which I can sympathize with. He's got a pretty thick accent and can apparently write code, so he gets some respect from me.

I'm sorry, u/PastorJohnny, for calling you an AHS troll.

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

mentally ill

Aren't we all.

If it's not identities, disabilities, and COVID-realities it's always something.

Why would PJ / ILC need to lie about it?

[–]TheAmeliaMay[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Aren't we all.

Yep.

[–]IridescentAnaconda 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Not if it identifies as red.

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Seems like clear skies to me.

[–]Yin 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

Clear skies are white privilege. Put your artificial smog helmet on. I might let you remove it and re-enter society if you commit yourself to the totally voluntary option of being my slave.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

I thought little fluffy clouds that look like cotton balls represent racists and ravers.

I volunteer to be totally tubular.

[–]Yin 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Great. As you're being injected, you'll be pleased to know your helmet has VR. Relax and think about the pretty fluffy-puffy white things you'll get to see someday. Earn enough credit for Level 2 and I'll upgrade you to 8-bit color!

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Good track! Add to my Hysterical Virile Panda-Mix playlist on YouTube.

[–]Ave_Satanas 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Offensive to people who are color blind 😡

[–]TheAmeliaMay[S] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

And the people saying that won't even be color-blind!

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

What? I'm deaf in my right ear!

[–]Noam_Chomsky 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (7 children)

You can probably find some neckbeard on Twitter who's already said that, to be honest.

Neckbeards are usually one step ahead of the general population.
Their reputation for shrewd analysis of social and political trends is well recognized, in certain elite circles.

Plausibly the result of their well-insulated thyroid.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

The pejorative "neckbeard" is our lockstep totalitarian culture's dismissal of older gents who may have no children, no responsibilities, no hangups, no distractions, no great wealth, no Earthly trappings, and/or no need for narcissistic masturbatory self-grooming. In other cultures they may utilize other classic terms for them such as: wise men, gurus, sages, shamans, prophets, etc.

[–]TheAmeliaMay[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

no need for narcissistic masturbatory self-grooming.

That's the opposite of a neckbeard, Jason.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yes, that's why it says "no need" for it, nor any of the other trappings of "normal" life.

The problem is many of the folks on the other side of the "normal" hump on the IQ bell curve don't subscribe to those trappings either, while some autistic folks manage to straddle the hump simultaneously.

[–]Noam_Chomsky 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

and/or no need for narcissistic masturbatory self-grooming. In other cultures they may utilize other classic terms for them such as: wise men, gurus, sages, shamans, prophets, etc.

Enlightenment, could be a filthy wank away...

A western adaptation of the Japanese concept of kenjataimu

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Filthy wanks clear the mind of cobwebs of distracting mischief.

How many wanks to get to highest level of samadhi?

[–]Noam_Chomsky 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Leave it to the masonic owl to go with 3.

[–]TheAmeliaMay[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Plausibly the result of their well-insulated thyroid.

That actually made me laugh LOL

[–]trident765 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

"The sky is blue"

X. Not accurate. This statement has been determined to be false by the designated fact-checking authorities.

[–]TheAmeliaMay[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I posted this to Twitter to see if they'll ever put some "fact-check" bullshit on it like they did to Trump.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I mean the sky actually isn't blue. It's the color we see refracted through the atmosphere by the sun. We should start saying it isn't blue now and get ahead of them.

[–]passionflounder 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

The sky identifies as pink.

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (62 children)

Calm the fuck down.

Just because your desire for discrimination and hate speech have been eroded in the past 20 years (and recovered over the past 5), doesn't mean that truth isn't a sound defence where free speech is protected.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

You mean the hate speech that says minorities can't be racist or the hate speech that says everyone is equal?

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Hate speech can be made by minorities, and does not say that everyone is equal.

"Hatred is predicated on destruction, and hatred against identifiable groups therefore thrives on insensitivity, bigotry and destruction of both the target group and of the values of our society. Hatred in this sense is a most extreme emotion that belies reason; an emotion that, if exercised against members of an identifiable group, implies that those individuals are to be despised, scorned, denied respect and made subject to ill-treatment on the basis of group affiliation"

Doesn't matter who says it. Certainly doesn't claim that everyone is equal, because it targets an identifiable group.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Doesn't matter who says it.

But it does matter who prosecutes "hate". Selective punishment cuts all ways always.

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

He's not in an at risk group for being treated unfairly by the court system.

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

Says you. /s/Victimhood is subjective.

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Being treated unfairly by the court is less subjective.

You can compare the outcomes for similar situations for people of dissimilar backgrounds or demographics.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Being treated unfairly by the court is less subjective.

Fucking LOL!

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You can compare the outcomes for similar situations for people of dissimilar backgrounds or demographics.

[–]TheAmeliaMay[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (53 children)

Go back to r/AHS.

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (52 children)

The sky is blue. You're chicken-little fear-mongering about hate speech laws is pathetic.

There are genuine things you should be afraid of. Grow a spine, snowflake.

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (50 children)

The sky is blue. You're chicken-little fear-mongering about hate speech laws is pathetic.

There are genuine things you should be afraid of. Grow a spine, snowflake.

You are dragging down discussion. You are warned.

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (49 children)

Pardon me. I must have missed some subtleties of "Go back to r/AHS", because it's not obvious that there's a discussion there.

Although to be fair, I don't know what r/AHS is, so I may well have missed the subtext.

Please enlighten me, what is the discussion here that you claim I'm "dragging down"

And while we're here, can you elaborate on "You are warned"? What is that supposed to mean?

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (48 children)

I don't know what r/AHS is

I don't either. I avoid Reddit, and name-calling. You should too.

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (47 children)

I avoid Reddit, and name-calling.

So when you called me a "lazy fuck" twice in this post, a Mossad shill and a SJW troll in this post, how do you feel you're going with that avoiding of name calling?

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (46 children)

I avoid Reddit, and name-calling.

So when you called me a "lazy fuck" twice in this post,

You are selectively editing, proving that you are inauthentic LIAR trolling me to spin bullshit for your bullshit agenda.

I said, "Don't be a lazy fuck." I did NOT say, "You are a lazy fuck." Regardless of whether you are or not.

a Mossad shill and a SJW troll in this post,

I asked, "Are you a Mossad shill operating from Israel?" and I also said, "In addition to your SJW trolling, calling me a cunt is downward again."

So I did NOT call you a "Mossad shill and a SJW troll".

So clearly YOU ARE A LIAR. That's not name calling. That's fact.

how do you feel you're going with that avoiding of name calling?

I feel fine.

I have not called you any names, but you have not only called me names (against SaidIt rules), you're also a fucking liar - a fucking sad fucking truth about your nature.

[–]ActuallyNot 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (45 children)

Then don't be a chicken-little snowflake then.

And while you're at it don't be a dumb cunt. Of course I'm not Mossad. Are you a flat earther that you think there's only one place in the world that's not your fucking time zone.

You are clearly a pathetic waste of space. That's not name calling that's fact.

Don't be a lying cunt.

[–]JasonCarswell 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (44 children)

Then don't be a chicken-little snowflake then.

Four times, /u/d3rr, if you read it in the right light, I think /u/ActuallyNot really wants to get banned.

And while you're at it don't be a dumb cunt.

Five times tonight.

Of course I'm not Mossad.

I guess the proof is that you're a lousy liar - or maybe that's proof that you actually are Mossad. I don't know enough of them to know what their liar efficacy stats are. To cast further doubt, you're already a proven liar, so maybe you're lying again when you claim you're not Mossad. I don't know what to believe from you. You've discredited everything you say. You are now moot.

Regardless it's fucking obvious your spin is terrible, your lies are weak, and your game is pathetic. Don't come at truth-seekers who are smarter than you with sad stupid lies. Slink back into your hole because you just won't win.

Are you a flat earther that you think there's only one place in the world that's not your fucking time zone.

This reads like the Babylon Bee:
An authoritarian SJW nay-sayer actually named "ActuallyNot" on a predominantly voluntaryist, centrist, and conservative forum perpetually shit disturbing claims they're not here to troll and they have no Mossad ties - and expects the forum to believe them after repeated lies at all hours of the night.

You are clearly a pathetic waste of space. That's not name calling that's fact.

Actually, ActuallyNot, that's a subjective judgement and you are not an "objective judge" with any authority, yet you are treating me unfairly, when in reality it is you who have been lying and calling me names, six times now.

Don't be a lying cunt.

Seven.
Stop lying.
Don't be moot.

[–]TheAmeliaMay[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You're chicken-little fear-mongering about hate speech laws is pathetic.

Calm down and take a joke. I never said it'd be illegal. Hate speech laws are something to be afraid of, though — just look at the UK.

What has you in a bad mood? Did someone make fun of you for your race or sexuality? People make fun of me all the time for being transgender, so I know how it is — but we can't just throw those people in prison for saying mean things.