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[–]IkeConn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks for telling the bad guys also.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

They forgot the most important secret, hiding bottles of vodka in the toilet tank.

[–]Zapped 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It doesn't matter where you hide the alcohol, a drunk will always find it.

[–]thefirststone 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Return registers are pretty obvious. Its only use is to make it look like you hid something there so they'll stop looking.

And never store anything too valuable in a tire or can that looks like trash. At least use something that's impractical to move, like a heavy sewing machine or lathe.