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[–]PastorJohnny 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I TOOK ACID ABOUT HALF A DOZEN TIMES ALL BEFORE I WAS TWENTY YEARS YOUNG..

ONE TIME I ATE SOME PLANTS IN THE BACKYARD AND THEY TASTED REAL GOOD BUT THE NEXT DAY THEY TASTED LIKE CRAP.

I WAS TALKING TO MONKEYS UP IN THE TREE.. I COULD HEAR EM TALKING.. BUT I COULD NOT MAKE OUT WHAT THEY WERE SAYING.. BUT I WAS SURE THAT THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT ME.. SO I ATE SOME MORE YARD PLANTS AND KEPT SUMMONING THEM.. HEY MONKEYS? WANNA COME DOWN AND PLAY WITH ME?

DAMM MONKEYS ARE STOOPID.