Woman Banned From Zoo For Having "Relationship" With Monkey

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[–]SHITMYPANTS 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

dammed racists. i have been having an affair with my milk cow for almost three years now.

i get free milk and free cow pussy.

who can complain about that?

[–]Chipit[S] 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Oh look, an hour old account posting stupid bullshit on Saidit. Totally not a paid social media influencer.

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    [–]Chipit[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    A mole got into one of their discord servers a while back and posted logs. Yeah, they coordinate behind the scenes, why's that a surprise? Social media influencer companies are everywhere. You can hire one if you ant. They will post whatever you like.

    One of their tactics is sock puppets to defend their other accounts when one of them gets outed.

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

    It's a sad story really, the monkey was socialized to humans and it craves that human contact now but that's ostracizing it from the other monkeys.

    [–]Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

    Incels who pine over unattainable women get what they deserve.

    [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

    Sure, incels are degenerate scum, but how does that have to do with this? Is the monkey an incel?

    [–]Chipit[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Yup. Has no chance with that woman. The monkey is degenerate scum.

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      [–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

      Good luck Skeeter.

      [–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      That's rayyyyyyccccciiiiiisssssssssssssssssss.