HUsband says it is weird to not keep plunger in the house

submitted by aWoman from (self.whatever)

It is currently kept in a shed on the side of our house. He thinks it is weird not to keep it in one of the bathrooms and that no one keeps it outside of their house. I don’t want it in the house because it is germ filled, and why is it a big deal to get it from outside if a toilet is clogged? Thoughts appreciated.

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[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Because who wants to exit the bathroom with a possibly shit-filled toilet to go outside for the device that fixes it? That's embarrassing, for one. For two, it's completely unnecessary.

Just get a plunger that goes within its own enclosed receptacle within the bathroom and keep it sanitized. Disposable vinyl gloves under the sink along with the disinfectants to clean the restroom and plunger with.

[–]package 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Toilets can clog at any time, regardless of whether or not you're finished wiping. Do you really want to have to run outside with your partially wiped ass and dig through your shed to find your plunger while your toilet is potentially dumping shit water all over your bathroom floor? And what if you get a clog in the winter or during severe weather?

[–]dragon2 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

i like to keep my plunger(s) with me where ever i may go. If i am grocery shipping, i take my plungers with me. if i am at the movies theaters, i take my plungers.. you can never know when you might be in the restroom and someone screams out OH MY GOD MY TOILET IS FLOWING OVER!!!!! and so i can run to their rescue. i have my toilet plungers in my custom plungers case.. it makes me feel like a super hero.

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Do you want a river of shit in your bathroom one day because this is how you get a river of shit in your bathroom one day.

[–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

Why do I feel like I'm the only dude in this thread?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Stop feeling. That easy it is.

[–]LarrySwinger2 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Wise words these are.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Simple things are simple. But naming me wise? In fact this comment was meant to be cynical but it ain't obvious. When we and females and other human beings talk about it. This is it, you know?

Let me explain in a nutshell:

Women only give sex when they feel emotionally connected.

Men need sex to feel emotionally connected. Why? Bc men are told during most of their upbringing in so many societies that showing emotions is weak or unmanly.

This is what all this toxic inhumanity flash is all about. Men LEARN this from women, mostly their mothers.

Look at the problem assumming this goes over some time.

In fact you can explain a lot "humane" behaviour just by following pure logic according to Wittgenstein. Thats what i do here. There is no magic to it though.

Reading is magic.

You see that i see a lot of possible solutions. This nonetheless doesn't imply I'm wise in any way.

I am a completely theoretical person. But even i understood, once i followed through.

Way too complicated all i look at is. :-)

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Most longer carbohydrate-chains are to 90% antibiotic, antifungal and non-biodegradable. Like your device. Cook it. Then it is absolutely safe germ-wise.

Just because saidit is made from non-biodegradable trolls mostly doesn't imply nobody had had chemistry or math here.

Material-wise speaking it's almost the same as your toothbrush.

But don't brush your teeth now with it, please. Even though guys like me know this is 90% safe after you cooked it. :-)

[–]PatsyStone 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

What's with the weird capitalization?