I was having dinner with a pregnant stripper

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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

He's my hero too. I hate degenerate alcoholics. I think we could be friends. I just need your full name and contact information.

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Don't be a creepy jew

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To my knowledge I'm not Jewish, but being creepy is just something I can't control. At least I'm self aware about it.