I was having dinner with a pregnant stripper

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[–]dragon1 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

especially since I seem to call everything that happens in this girl's life.

you were drunk. she played you like a fiddle.. she let you be right about everything. how much money did you give to her pimp?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

None, she's a friend of my niece.

[–]dragon1 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

is she alcoholic? or she is just a whore?

[–]skeech 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

hey dude, no need to call a spade a spade. sometimes you get better results with honey than with vinegar.

think about it.

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine. 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

sometimes you get better results with honey than with vinegar.

That's definitely the case with morning cereal. And tea. Quite a few other things too.