I am heading out for a road trip and i need someone that i can trust with all of my worldly possessions.

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[–]eh-non-plus 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Skeeter sir,

If you are trying to find a person whom you can regard with trust and hold firm on commitment, look no further. I have a strong record of not just academic integrity, but also that of humble origins and the sense of duty, purpose, and plain grit that come along with that. You may search and indeed find others with this same candor, and with these fine folks I ensure you will accomplish any and all of your desired outcomes in addition to exceeding your expectations of satisfaction and sense of ease. However, I do feel the need to mention that while any one of these blumpkins are more than capable of the task, I may indeed be the only person who is not only willing and capable, but also coming with a strong record on the OEIS.

Because of this, you can rest assured that while you are getting a much needed time away from the regular grind, not only will your belongings be secure, but under the watchful eye of someone in deep research on the mysteries of the natural numbers. So, skeeter sir, with this I hope you enjoy the day, whenever or wherever that may be, and hope that you do feel free to reach out if you would feel so inclined to entreat myself and a certain nissan frontier at your service.

[–]skeeter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

but under the watchful eye of someone in deep research on the mysteries of the natural numbers.

that sounds way interesting.. ok, i want further information about these natural numbers..

[–]eh-non-plus 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I have an undiscovered sequence of natural numbers, but I am holding out for a good payment.