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[–]skeeter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

wary_observer

what did they do? did they try to get you to invest in a meth lab or whatever?

fyi, that can be a risky business? and they rarely pay you your dividends.. they would rather just dump you in a ditch somewhere...

you know there is a story that floats around in northern california that when they pay people to go up to mendocino(is that where they grow all the weed at?) and the people work all season and instead of getting paid they kill you... dead..

[–]eh-non-plus 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

That reminds me of my time at one of the largest dormitories in the world. Coming back from a long day of studious activities, and clearly skipping the burrito entrance (which would have been on the other side, from the secret east side entrance - let's just say I went the burrito path more often than not). Not often, but one week out of every year the people of the building would drop banners out of their window with various logos and lettering and whatnot. And yeah, that's all of the story, hope you enjoyed that.

[–]skeeter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

OK, you totally lost me... burrito entrance? wait.. now i know how joe biden feels when reading a teleprompter..

[–]eh-non-plus 0 insightful - 1 fun0 insightful - 0 fun1 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Yeah there was an entrance which offered burritos and rice dream. I was often quite poor so I would wait all day and go sit there for a few hours while I ate all my food for the day. They added flour to the soups, which I personally consider to be a disgrace, but they cordoned all the hipsters off into the teriyaki bar, leaving me to enjoy the smells and my new handheld computer.

[–]skeeter[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

thank you for sharing that very nice story.

if you want, me and some buddies are gonna go out and do some terrorist shit /s, if you wanna come along..

let me know.