I tested positive for covid today.
submitted 2 years ago by CANDYASSES from (self.whatever)
i can barely breathe. I cant taste anything.
wear a mask.
[–]proc0 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
Were you not wearing a mask?
[–]CANDYASSES[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
i was wearing an ass mask, bot not a face mask.
my mistake.
[–]hfxB0oyA 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
Good luck, dude.
[–]CANDYASSES[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
this is not about luck. this is about science!!!
fkn trumptards.
[–]RightousBob 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun - 2 years ago (3 children)
High IU vitamin D and C, liquids, and rest. Don't fret, there is a 99.97% chance you'll be fine.
[–]CANDYASSES[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
covid is bullshit.
i sat thru a twelve step meeting for a year where almost nobody wears a mask, and i dont remember hearing about a single person that got covid by going to meetings there.
[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (1 child)
u/candyasses is the dude who said he had COPD. Let's walk those odds back lol
I don't know if this is a joke but... RIP CandyAss if not.
[–]CANDYASSES[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
i was kidding about covid, but i am definitely in the final stages of copd..
a few days ago and my lungs just seized up, if i hadnt had my inhaler i dont know what the outcome would have been.
my best guess is that i probably have somewhere between a few minutes and a few months remaining.
peace out.
[–]0rco 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun - 2 years ago (0 children)
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