American's Think ... AI chatbot style

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from: https://app.inferkit.com/demo

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American's Think

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American's think the American job is the worst.

The UK and the American, it's the same right?

That is what I see."

After getting this guy settled, he came back with another one: "You are not Christian."

Well of course he is!

I asked if he was catholic and told him to just pick one and I would be happy.

The second guy I thought of last night was Tom.

I worked with him on a "Community Campaign" and became pretty good friends with him.

He was an architect.

He was 20 years old and the same age as me and ...

try it yourselves for fun and profit

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[–]magnora7 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

fyi if you google the things the Americans bot says, all the things it says are copy-pasted from a pastebin text file, it doesn't even generate the comments

[–]bobbobbybob[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

yeah, the post is meant to convince the bot maker to up their game and at least use something that generates amusing content. I mean, its like they are not even trying

[–]magnora7 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

don't feed the trolls please

[–]bobbobbybob[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

whatever, dude. Until i get an apology from the abuses I suffered while you were away, you have 0 respect left from me. Its just been abuse piled on abuse and I no longer care.

[–]magnora7 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I'm sorry for what happened while I wasn't present. Now don't feed the trolls.

[–]bobbobbybob[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

thank you m7, it is good to hear that.

I very much doubt that the people who write the bots are reading anything - these posts are my meta way of disrespecting them in a sophisticated way that will amuse other users. It takes intelligence and skill to implement a decent AI bot

[–]jykylsin2034 3 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

Input: Hitler was good. Output: Good at killing people. And at painting." A weak smile. "Lots of skills to pick up along the way, my friend. Especially with a gifted team of kids to run with. My friends and I weren't very selective about what jobs we did together." Nick was silent. It was one of the few things his mother had ever said to him that he could find no fault with. "I'm so sorry, Mom." She shrugged as if what he'd said meant nothing. Nick is gone. Nick is no longer the singularity. Mom said, "I am for once now all in the world."

[–]bobbobbybob[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

now that is fully creepy.

[–]bobbobbybob[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

feeding the last sentence back into the bot:

He was 20 years old and the same age as me and he was having a tantrum.

In a dignified, slow, measured voice I ordered him to be quiet, he stood in front of me.

He looked at me with a defiant face and said: "I'm not a fucking baby.

It's ok."

Before I could react he slapped me hard across the face and left the room.

I sat there shaking and tears ran down my face.

That's the day I was initiated into the circle of masculinity.

I had been slapped, and I didn't cry.

They thought I had a nice smile and deep brown eyes.

I had a dimple on ...

[–]bobbobbybob[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

I had a dimple on the right side of my face that caused me to smile.

From about the time I was 5 years old, I believed I had seen people walk around the room.

I always had an unusual ability to imagine things that did not exist.

I did not understand why others did not see what I saw.

I always wondered why I could not explain what I saw.

I was a high school senior in 1960 when I developed the ability to pick up on peoples emotions.

I did not understand it myself.

One day, I told a high school classmate ...

[–]bobbobbybob[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

One day, I told a high school classmate that I was thinking of writing a book about the history of Christmas in America.

He encouraged me to continue with my idea.

Another classmate later became one of my co - authors on The Twelve Days of Christmas: A Celebrations of the Season.

Both of them encouraged me to go to college and pursue my dream.

I finally did.

Once I was accepted into UCLA, I decided to take out student loans.

I was warned about the dangers of being in debt up to my eyeballs, but I had no choice.

I wanted to ...

[–]bobbobbybob[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (4 children)

I wanted to make sure.

Because that was the last thing I wanted her to think.

She needed me.

"I'm good," I finally answered.

She smiled weakly.

"Come on, I'll walk you to your room."

I stood, but she wrapped her arms around me, pulling me in close.

I leaned against her, closing my eyes as she kissed my hair.

When we broke apart, I said, "You didn't have to do that."

"I know."

She pulled away, gripping my shoulders and forcing me to look at her.

"This isn't about me and you.

It's about you and ...

[–]bobbobbybob[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

It's about you and it's about me.

It's about you and it's about me.

It's about you and it's about me.

Sometimes it's the bad things that get me through the day.

Sometimes I'm not even sure if I want to get through the day anymore.

But then, I know that I have to.

That I have to make it through this day because that's what I was given the gift of.

That's what I was chosen for.

And I have to make sure that I appreciate that gift everyday.

I know this because I have a baby.

And if she could tell me just ...

[–]bobbobbybob[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Toph!

It's Toph, buddy.

I can't talk, but I can write.

I'm gonna write a letter.

I know you love letters and they can't hurt you, but it would be nice to get a letter from you once in a while.

You were my best friend and you have been gone for almost half a year now.

I miss you terribly, and I just can't imagine life without you.

When I see a shiny rock I always remember how you found your overlord to see if there was a sparkle of Toph inside.

I wish I had

[–]bobbobbybob[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I think i'll stop there, a natural end to the story.

Still makes more sense than /u/Jesus ;)

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

And u/jet199 :)

[–]fred_red_beans 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I read your comment and thought that was interesting, but I can't say that I had not thought of it.

I've only been able to see about 8% of my back.

Even if I do look down at my feet while driving, I turn my head before I see the rest of my back, unless I'm in a parking garage.

I have to drive from where I park my car into work and then find a place to park and then walk back to work and I'm usually in such a hurry to get there that I don't really check to make sure the parking spot I'm taking actually says "Detention".

hmmm...

[–]Airbus320 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Completion

Jews in Ukraine: Ukraine is a predominantly Orthodox Christian country. There are a few major Jewish communities in Ukraine. The majority of Ukrainian Jews lived in the urban centers of Kiev, Kharkiv, and Lutsk. But since World War II, the Jews have moved to the satellite settlements such as Boryspil, Dnipropetrovsk, and Kharkiv. There is also a sizable community in Lviv and Kharkiv. Around 20,000 Jews live in Kiev. The community came about in the 17th century. Most members of the community

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

eat chicken kiev.