Now you can be your own boss and operate your very own "drive thru uranium enriching" processing plant.
special discounts for iranian citizens.
no license required.
no special tools required(only plastic butter knife and can opener)
no bulky uniforms to wash every month.
every franchisee will be provided with a RADIO SHACK BRAND GEIGER COUNTER(nine volt batteries not included)
A "420 friendly" company!
there doesn't seem to be anything here