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[–]cant_even 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

What they want you to think: "Very cute: How fluffy!". On the front page of the secret 'public-safety options brochure' (Disclosure to civilians is a felony):

  1. LEO-level I: "Hong Kong Honey" tear-gas dispenser.
  2. LEO-level II: "Machine-Girl" gatling-gun forearm replacement.
  3. LEO-level III: "Dallas Kamikaze" C4-Claymore self-detonator.