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[–]Vagina7 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

op: i dont know if this is this is the appropriate time for me to ask this, but how would you feel about being my devoted sex slave?

take some time to think it over, then get back to me.

[–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine.[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Don't let the 9 hour delay mislead. I've only just now opened your reply, but I have to say it's pretty unlikely. Even if you turned out to be an attractive human female, with the usual characteristics and abilities, I must decline for now.

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    [–]NodeThis is my flair. There are many like it, but this one is mine.[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Men also tend to see life from a male centric POV which is markedly different than our own and therefore useless.

    just cuz you are a lesbian

    Haha, it's funny to be getting it from the femcels and the incels at the same time. As a person whose member is in the 96th percentile (lagging only slightly behind my ego), it's statistically likely to be far larger than yours, whatever you actually do with it. Cheers