All those people from like a million years ago till a few thousand years ago, plus the dudes who chose poorly, are all fucked.

There is no way a benevolent man in the sky is going to just save fucking Christians rather than all those other people. Y'all probably be at the bottom of the list. Pick two of those up if you have time, be careful, they're violent.

This story isn't all bad though, Islam didn't make the list at all.