I got to think about Cher just to calm down, I'll die as a martyr if they took Cher from me - or exsanguinate them and crush their skulls. I'm not an animal in a zoo and I'm sick of this Tantalusian punishment.

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[–]jykylsin2034 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Bro are you ok

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

He called me a Nazi, so probably not.

[–]Tarrock 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

I'm posting here cause I want to be in the "makings of a stalker" documentary that'll eventually happen.

I expect residuals btw.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

And the NYT will blame Saidit and pretend like we're all a bunch of creeps like this guy.

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    [–]MrCandy 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    i tried to find a link and cant find anything..

    [–]MrCandy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    to ilovecher,

    i would say this privately in a pm, but i want to break this to you directly that cher and i are now an item and we plan to be engaged and she wants to have my baby.

    i hope this wont be a problem, and she says that she doesnt ever want to hear from you again and she said something about hating you.

    later.

    [–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

    Cher's daughter: http://www.chazbono.org/gallery

    [–]MisterFuckup 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

    there was a story that was told in some twelve step group back in the nineties, some guy getting clean from drugs figured that what he needed to make his life complete was to transition completely to being a female.. but then he changed his mind and transitioned back.. so now every morning when he gets out of bed he has to look at his fake vagina.

    i feel sorry for chaz bono.

    [–]Tom_BombadilBombadildo 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    so now every morning when he gets out of bed he has to look at his fake vagina.

    Mistakes were clearly made.

    He should have transitioned like this woman.

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    I'm trans, but I don't like the idea of surgery, largely because it's permanent — and because it doesn't matter, unless you're doing it for fetish reasons, which is morally wrong. The only* reason someone would need to get a fake vagina would be to have sex, and changing your body like that for such a purpose just ain't right.

    *Or to get a birth certificate amendment in some states. I'm in that situation, but still wouldn't have surgery.

    [–]MisterFuckup 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

    i am thinking that i might enjoy having a surgery to have a second asshole installed, mostly for fetish purposes, i want it installed directly in the middle of my forehead.

    i havent figured out which pronouns i want people to use when they speak to me.

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    There's probably porn of that somewhere.... the internet is a scary place.

    [–]MisterFuckup 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    A 36-year-old Asian elephant, who has spent much of his life languishing alone in captivity, is on his way to a sanctuary in Cambodia -- thanks in part to the efforts of American pop star Cher.

    https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1333342513118244865