I was looking to buy some weed and my niece told me what the kids do is make a tinder account for it.

Oh boy was that bad advice. 15 minutes later and I have 4 people looking for hookups and absolutely no weed. See, I figured I'd cast the net wide and appeal to both sexes. It wasn't just women responding.

I know, that actually sounds pretty awesome, right? The thing is, I have been with my wife for 21 years and she was not NOT amused.

I was surprised though, I always figured I'd totally bomb on tinder.

My niece tells me Grinder is even better for finding weed. Hold my beer.