If arranged it so when I die, my body is literally planted underneath a sapling or seed, and a large tree grew & survived because of the nutrients my body supplied, would I theoretically continue to live on in some “form” forever, just as part of a tree?

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[–]duckduckgo 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

is it just me, or is there a chemistry building up between us?

i am going to be bold and bust a move by telling you that i enjoy old sci-fi movies and popcorn and long walks on the beach and in most cases i do not require much lubrication.

it has been a while since i felt loved like this.

your truly,

donald j frump.

FRUMP 2020

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No, there's definitely chemistry. I do love you a lot, but I'm afraid while dressed as a cow last night, I found a cow I happened to fall in love with.

What are the chances?

[–]duckduckgo 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

i am not one to stand in between when you have obviously made that special connection.

where did you meet that cow? on tinder? i hate you.

donald j frumps

frumps 2020

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Where did I meet the cow??

You’re the one who told me to go to the slaughter house dressed as a cow!! A farmer fucking tased me when I asked him “not to, bro” and told him it was “a misunderstanding”, and I woke up to a cow nursing me. We bonded that night.

When they took her to slaughter her that morning, was when the farmers saw I was wearing a costume and could see my face and let me out lol.