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Where did I meet the cow??

You’re the one who told me to go to the slaughter house dressed as a cow!! A farmer fucking tased me when I asked him “not to, bro” and told him it was “a misunderstanding”, and I woke up to a cow nursing me. We bonded that night.

When they took her to slaughter her that morning, was when the farmers saw I was wearing a costume and could see my face and let me out lol.