I want a saidit mascot

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Reddit has the Snoo, an androgynous asexual entity that pretty much sums up their extreme left wing beliefs. I think it'd be neat if we had our own mascot.

Obviously I am in favor of semi-aquatic mammals. The noble marine Otter or the tasty American Muskrat, but here's a list of semiaquatic tetrapods for your consideration.

Also I'd be cool with a dog or a cat mascot.

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[–][deleted] 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Wolverine: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolverine

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Shall I call you 'Logan', Weapon X?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you wanna go this direction i liked https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gambit_(comics) more.

Arguments for this:

  • He is not a military industrial-complex experiment gone wrong.
  • He actually kicked Wolverines ass more than one time.
  • He has a mind and a crew of his own.
  • He knows card games.
  • He is purple
  • He is not Magneto (which could be seen as a complete dark side argument from both povs)
  • He has shown feelings not coinciding with instincts for another human being

Argument closed.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

"Otters" is gay slang for hairy men who are too skinny to be bears. They are already the mascot for Popbitch for that reason.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I did not know that lol. Okay, so maybe not an otter mascot.

[–]jet199Instigatrix 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Literally whatever you choose there's going to be something like this.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

What about a big fat grinning rat ? Biker mice from mars style ?

And rats also swim quite well. Proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-IHMhnCOYM

They only multiply faster.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Biker mice from mars style

This. 90's this up in here.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah. Because the nineties where a time before the world went completely insane after 9/11 imo.

Not the coolest but definitely ok times. It also could fit some of the themes saidit already has quite nicely.

[–]One_Jack_Move 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Porcupine

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Also nice. I like that too.

[–]zyxzevn🐈‍⬛ 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Honey badger
The animal that doesn't give a shit.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Nice. All these mammalia we got here. No primate in view. Nice. Nice. Nice.

Edit: Seems like they gather here and kick some monkey's ass.

[–]billfolddog 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I like raccoons.

[–]AmJesus 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Saidit deserve none

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

They let you troll here, you should appreciate that.

[–]JasonCarswellMental Orgy 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

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