i am planning my suicide.

submitted by cashflasher from self.whatever

my plan is to wait until i die of natural causes and then commit suicide by repeatedly stabbing myself in my eye sockets until i die for a second time.

an ounce of preparation is worth a ton of cures.

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You need to go further. I suggest that you stab yourself in your eye sockets, to die a second time, on a cremation conveyor belt. Eliminate any chance of still have any physical consciousness remaining. The third time is the charm.

[–]Antifa 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Don't

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Pick your poison: https://saidit.net/s/Psychology/comments/66fs/poly_drug_use/ .

I suggest a classical https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speedball_(drug) .

Stabbing is for chimps.