almost every time that i would take a taxi in this one border town, the driver would ask me if i want to go to boys town.. usually my answer was no, but i finally went there.. it is a really strange place.. there will be door after door of young hookers, pleading with me to join me in their rooms.. nah.. but then i walked into the donkey show club, it was very early, this club opens fairly late.. it was about seven or eight oclock.. the donkey was there, tied up to a pole.. and there were two very sweet girls sitting in a restaurant style booth.. i was already shitfaced drunk.. nobody else in the club, just me and the donkey and the two girls.. i asked the two girls if they are the ones that do the donkey show.. they said yes.. i said, both of you and me now.. it cost me a couple of hundred.. they were truly the softest and sweetest girls that i have ever been with.. absolutely spectacular..

i was the donkey for that show.