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[–]jet199 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

And no one got beheaded

[–]DrFowchee 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

nonmuslims are to be given three options:

1) convert willingly and go to prayers.

2) pay a tax to islam and remain silent.

3) be executed.

when islam controls an area, no muslim will ever be charged or convicted or jailed for killing a nonmuslim.

regarding option number three, may i assure you that being beheaded is pretty much painless. we have had no complaints about pain during the beheading process, and we are proud of that.

AllahuAkbar.

[–]MoseTheTruth 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

My hero!

[–]Vigte 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

NASA shirt, lol.

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

But why?

That's some cross to bear.

[–]HiddenFox 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

This is a hate crime....right?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

They'll probably charge the church for a hate crime, because publicly showing crosses "offends Muslims".

[–]jet199 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yep

[–]SaidOverRed 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

That description: "Welcome to the United Kaliphate. Import the third world, become one." It says it all.

[–]DrFowchee 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

if you were to take the right steps, you can allow the bad demons to enter a masjid(mosque).. it is not difficult.. once the bad demons(angels) enter a masjid, i would not advise any muslim to pray inside that building ever again... unless you enjoy hellfire, of course.

if a mixture of four parts human shit and four parts human urine and one part vinegar is mixed and allowed to sit in the outside weather for three days and then this mixture is tossed onto the front door of a masjid, the good angels can not remain in that building any longer.. the good angels have a "perfect" sense of smell, meaning that they smell EVERY THING.. this is why muslims must clean themselves before prayer, or they risk suffocating the good angels.. when the good angels exit the building, the bad angels will take up residence immediately.

and that is all that there is to it.

you might ask how do i know this? i have known a few demons.. and they told me.

if you do not believe that this is real, may i suggest that you check first with brother doctor zakir naik.. he will become very concerned, i am quite sure.

AllahuAkbar.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

he's right about women

[–]icedream 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Call them abdool