When a human boy enters the territory of several baboons, they immediately become alarmed, and started howling, and attacking him. The human is defenseless as he is outnumbered by these monkeys, who are clearly rabid. The baboons cannot be reasoned with as their IQs are well below 50.

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All jokes aside these crazy cunts attacked this boy because, reportedly, he was a fan of Donald Trump.

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By the way, don't read the comments section on twitter. Half the people there are morally bankrupt, and mentally retarded.

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When i did some measurements in a zoo one of these suckers threw his shit at a colleague of mine because we were in his territory beforehand. A real baboon.

He somehow smelled it and then threw his own shit quite precisely. This is no joke. The caretakers told us to hit them hard on the nose should one ever get near us but they are fast bastards with impressive teeth. I'm thankful that i never have been in this zoo again, since then.