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[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Kinda wish my cock was half the size of my thigh tbh, might look into a reduction.

[–]IridescentAnaconda 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

You can get one of those installed if you want, as long as you're OK with the permanent floppiness, the hair, and the fact that masturbation will feel like rubbing your arm.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

I was just thinking if my penis was as small as half my thigh it'd be easier to carry around.

[–]IridescentAnaconda 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

You don't know the half of it ... I need a wheelbarrow.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Must be nice, I need a forklift.

[–]IridescentAnaconda 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That Ford F-350 I drive? Well, you know what it's really for.