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[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

I've decided I don't want to sexually identify as an avocado anymore.

From now one I insist you call me Agent Avocadicorn. If you don't I'll have my Canadian government arrest you for raping my imaginary safe space.

Also, send all the hot babes sexually attracted to Agent Avocadocorns my way. I may be drunk and passed out when they arrive, but I'll cum too eventually and make it worth the journey.

#NoRefunds.