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[–]ID10T 4 insightful - 8 fun4 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 8 fun -  (2 children)

I'll let them scan my dick first.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 9 fun2 insightful - 8 fun3 insightful - 9 fun -  (1 child)

That would be a problem. It is too small for their scanner ... :)

[–]ID10T 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lol

[–]magnora7 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Literally buying your own biometric data off of you for pennies

[–]Brewdabier 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

If you have the amazon app on your phone then they have a lot of information and photos tha you know. Look at the TOS

[–]Fiyanggu 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Only an idiot would let them scan their palm.

[–]chottohen 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (15 children)

No way I'm giving them that information, even for ten bucks. 🙃

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Good for you.

[–]chottohen 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Or pay 23 and Me to give them a sample of my DNA.

[–]Brewdabier 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (12 children)

Lol, they most likly have more information on you than you think.

[–]chottohen 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

I'm pretty sure they do. But the VA has conveniently lost my medical records the same way they lost thousands of other GI records: there was a fire in our St Louis storage facility. It must have been a helluva fire.

[–]Brewdabier 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (9 children)

I had to visit the VA doctor back in 1980s, sit in the lobby for 3 hours only to have the doctor tell me take aspirin. That night I went to my local hospital ER and treated for a broken finger. Nerver been to a VA hospatel or doctors office again, I moved back to Germany in 1991 and get the best healthcare one could ever want.

[–]chottohen 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

I get great healthcare and a pension here in Japan but then I paid into the system for many years. I'm trying to get a pension from VA but they were sending my mail via ESTONIA and sometimes it took two months to get here. No joke. I now have a law firm called VetLaw helping me. They work on a "no win, no pay" basis. So if they do not get me some money, I pay NOTHING. It was hard to find a law firm to work with me because of liiving abroad but these people are good. They have one in every state if you have any thing you want to claim. Army?

[–]Brewdabier 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (7 children)

pension

What's this I might be elagble for VA Pension, hell I'm a viet vet and had no idea.

[–]chottohen 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Before going to Vietnam, I fractured my ankle and the doctor told me twice that it would give me problems later on. But those records have been lost by VA. Also VA itself told me i had been exposed to Agent Orange for 18 months in country. I have letters from two neurologists saying the visible (by MRI) damage may have been caused by AO exposure. If you want to apply to VetLaw, and let them sort it out, look it up online. They will not charge you unless they win and you get payments from VA. Looks like a good deal, not a ripoff.

[–]Brewdabier 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

Thanks I'm going to call and talk with someone, see if I can collect repayment for doctor visits and anything else.

[–]chottohen 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Yes, you should get VetLaw to help you. Do you have any lingering mental trauma, trouble sleeping, sudden outbursts? These and other questions are things you should discuss with VetLaw before making a claim or claims. Since I had no one to discuss it with in this country, I went into the claims situation very naively, thinking VA would be helpful. Believe me, they are not. A new bill that may soon be passed will make the whole process even more difficult, if that is possible so don't hesitate. BTW, you can call from VetLaw's website. If you call the VA directly, be prepared to spend a looong time on hold so forget that.

[–]Brewdabier 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

My only issues are sleeping and social anxiety disorder, as for long time on hold I have google voice so all calls are free.

[–]chottohen 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Did you have a previous username with the initials TB? Since everyone went and changed their names, well, it's not easy. I'll never tell.

[–]RedEyedWarrior 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

No thanks.

[–]EternalSunset 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

"In store credit"

RIP

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"applicable to certain merchandise only" (you know, the shit we're not able to sell)

[–]rubberbiscuit 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's so dumb, like most people don't bring their phone when they go shopping?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Time for a leak, ain't it?

I'll spread their love, i promise...

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I will give Bezos $10 if he sucks my dick.