I have heard of people getting computer bugs, and now i have a few.

submitted by humancorpse from self.technology

what kind of pesticides can you recommennd to get rid of small flies and other insects that flit around my computer monitor? I do leave a lot of food scraps out in the open around my pc, maybe that is the problem.

it makes me dizzy when i see these bugs flying around and i am trying to focus on my monitor.

This bullshit is putting a bottleneck in my efforts to land a bambi on pinksofa.

Help!

http://pinksofa.com

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[–]thefirststone 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

bugs hate gasoline

[–]humancorpse[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

are you an A+ certified technician, because if you are i have heard rumors that computer tech people put a dash of bleach in their morning coffee to get that little boost of energy.

lay it on me. /u/thefirstone

[–]thefirststone 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

thank you very much sir how are you doing i am the b-ess technician you are in very good hands

please to be doing the needful and clear any existing gasoline by turning it on and off again you may use a match or a tiki torch

this releases energy latent in bug repellant field so that it might renew your sense of well being

[–]humancorpse[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

i duly appreciate it.

[–]humancorpse[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

i already tried that.

[–]Zapped 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Keep your legs closed while you're using your computer.

[–]humancorpse[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

oh never.

[–]Zapped 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

May I refer you to this device, then?

https://patents.google.com/patent/US20150320587A1/en

[–]humancorpse[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

wow. there is ten lifetimes of reading material there. i have been looking for a vaginal manipulator(with a light source)!

https://patents.google.com/patent/US8808175B2/en