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[–]DrStrangelove 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

And the self driving BMW will sacrifice pedestrians to save blinker fluid.

I see a market opportunity; VIP Override the app that tells your wouldbe murder vehicle to hit something, anything, other than you. Available on ios & android, $10K/mo subscription.

[–]AntiLowEffortHuman 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Packages offered:

  1. USD 10k - VIP package - control what your vehicle hits using a special mobile app!

  2. USD 9.98k - Luxuryline - The vehicle will sacrifice pedestrians to save you!

  3. USD 9.979k - Peasantry - The vehicle will sacrifice you to save others!

  4. USD 9.978k - Peasantry but now you also get to watch our ads!

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

And the self driving BMW will sacrifice pedestrians to save blinker fluid.

This is a great feature if you own one of these.
They don't make aftermarket blinker fluid, and dealership charges an arm and a leg.