Astronauts warned not to masturbate in space as one session can accidentally 'impregnate up to 3 females'

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[–]Vulptex 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

If they're up there for a long time that's not even possible. If they refuse to jerk off they'll have involuntary seminal emissions.

[–]package 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I find it hard to believe there's any jacking off going on on the ISS; not a whole lot of room to do so, nor any great way to clean up afterward and not have yourself or the recycled air stink of cum. If it does happen it'd probably be some type of suction device like what they use for other bodily waste.

[–]chottohen 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

A Dyson 😃